This is is, Blocland faithful. Your official BlocFest 2017 lineup. Tickets are selling like hot shrimp stew, so get your pass today and make slippery memories with us this November.

Stay tuned for more exciting details in the weeks to come, and follow us on @BlocFest for the latest breaking-news updates. And thanks to our resident designer, LeMonjello, for the slick poster. Hit him up for all your propaganda needs.

  • Blochead4real

    It’s even more than I could’ve hoped for.

  • PANTSUIT

    Can’t wait to hula hoop into a crowd of people while Avacado Toast is throwing down those sick beats.

    • Blochead4real

      DISCLAIMER: Blocland in no way condones the use of the Taylor Swift Trademarked phrase “sick beats”

      • Cooolin

        Good catch, bloc, you saved the company.

        • Doris Montgomery

          for now.

    • Cooolin

      I hear they’ve got guacamole cannons.

  • LeMonjello

    I’m bringin extra underwear to throw at Hairy Styles.

    • Doris Montgomery

      im not gonna bring any 😉

      • Doris Montgomery

        meat me in vaseline alley

        • Blochead4real

          DISCLAIMER: In no way does Blocland guarantee your personal safety in Vaseline Alley.

          • Doris Montgomery

            but we do guarantee your pleasure

    • AJ Howard

      You mean Chairy Styles?

  • Doris Montgomery

    the amp system for the jugs is still proving difficult to set up. more to come

    • Doris Montgomery

      also the hobo’s rider is a bit excessive

      • Cooolin

        Oh shit we forgot to write “NO BANANAS”

    • Doris Montgomery

      update: we are able to get the right equipment to properly project the sound the hobo is making with his jugs. we are very excited.

  • LeMonjello

    I think it should be emphasized that the NO JOHNNY DEPPS policy is NON NEGOTIABLE!
    PANTSUIT is on security and will kick your scarved silly walking ass to the curb faster than you can say ‘Gilbert Grape’.

  • Don

    To those attending please do not use the portapotty on site that is labelled “Don’s Home” thank you. Smh.

  • Saul Wright

    Can’t wait to see Misty now that he’s left the church!

  • theyachtmaster

    I sure hope She & Kim and Matt & Him don’t overlap like last year.

    • Cooolin

      That was awkward AF.