New year new buzz. Not many additions to this one. Maybe I’ll do another if I get some responses. But anyway her she is. 

The Blocland Buzz

Hop Along “How Simple”

The new track from Hop Along picks up where they left off. With guitars, drums, bass and vocals. Frances has one of the best voices in music. When I hear her sing I am happy. 

I am Blocland’s #1 Hop Along fan. Caleb is 2nd and Meat is 3rd. 


 

Doris

Pressure Cookers

I done cook food in this real fast like. LA is in Norcal so I love Pressure Cookers. NorCal and SoCal are the same. California is all the same. Cooking with Budlight Lime and then having a sip in my pressure cooker. What a life!

-Bloc

State Shapes

From the sultry to the naughty we rank the Top 5 State Shapes.

5. Louisiana


Louisiana has a little pee pee. A little ding dong.

4. Texas

You know the saying. Everything is bigger in Texas. This state packs some heavy heat but has the curvature for gentle spooning. We’re bonkers over Texas. 

3. Hawaii

The state of many shapes. 8 different shapes in all. I’d like to see you try and name em all. We go wild over the variety Hawaii has. Truly 8 of a kind!

2. Michigan

The state shape you bring home to daddy. Michigan has it all. Curves, points, dips and multiple pieces. Naughty and mysterious. We’d hate it if we could. 

1. Virginia

Follow her curves down to her point. Grab the point and caress it til she’s done. Then work her from behind with her island. Yea. She’s a naughty girl. 

-The Staff