People of Blocland, it has happened… Over the weekend Supermassive Bloc Hole (also known as Bloc’s head) has reached critical mass.

The Event Horizon is well beyond us now. Certain annhilation is imminent. And it’s all thanks to motherfucking Father John Misty.

That’s it. Game over man. We’re fucked. Soooooo fucked. Our only hope is to find the Mystic Brooch of La’Pa’Tin, and use it to make our forthcoming wankpiece on his new album go viral.

Author’s Note: Lem if you could make a sweet gif or pic of bloc’s avatar with a black hole I’ll update dis ish. If not, that’s cool. It’s not like you have all the time in the world, or maybe you do, because it’s ending, so u prolly got more exciting and important things to handle. Like catching up on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Man that show is so good. Please keep the comments section spoiler free, though. No one needs to know that there’s a musical episode yet.