Blocland Acquires Condé Nast

In a surprising and admittedly very alpha move, it was announced Monday morning that upstart independent music site Blocland has acquired New York based mass media company Condé Nast. This marks a historic day for the site,...

I’ve Heard It: Kendrick Lamar – DAMN.

Turns out that XXX. by U2, featuring Kendrock Lemur is NOT the most self-righteous song on the planet. Glad we at Blocland decided to wait until we heard the album before making up our hivemind's opinion. Now......

We’re doomed

People of Blocland, it has happened... Over the weekend Supermassive Bloc Hole (also known as Bloc's head) has reached critical mass. The Event Horizon is well beyond us now. Certain annhilation is imminent. And it's all thanks...

Caddillac Queries: Stick Shift Stewart

Stick Shift Stewart has some questions about the classic 1973 Ford Caddillac Scorpion DCE. I was ready for this one. Love this car.

BLOCLAND SPORTS presents World Series Jamz (Game Three)

Game Two was absolutely nuts. There were 750 home runs. Cameron Maybin stole a base and it started raining Doritos Locos Tacos across America. Yasiel Puig married his bat during the 7th-inning stretch in a beautiful...

Our Boss Made Us Listen to Amy Grant and Now I Have an Imaginary...

Yesterday our dear leader Doris made us listen to "Baby, Baby" under the threat of "harsh consequences" (probably exile to Canada, so none of us were taking chances). After being serenaded by the Georgian soft-rock songstress,...

“all bops no cops” – A Playlist

It It's officially summer, even tho it's been hot as fuck for weeks and this whole "summer begins on the longest day of the year" thing is bullshit. That means it's offically bop n' yam...