Blocland Acquires Condé Nast

In a surprising and admittedly very alpha move, it was announced Monday morning that upstart independent music site Blocland has acquired New York based mass media company Condé Nast. This marks a historic day for the site,...

SOPHIE – “Ponyboy”

I was finally getting around to making my playlist for the feverishly awaited Pocorn Shrimp - BOPS o’ Da Year post and I went to grab SOPHIE’s “It’s OK to Cry” cause that shit bops. And then...

Have we gone TOO FAR?

Dear citizens... Have we gone TOO FAR? How long have we all been drinking the TOO FAR JUICE?! We've become worthless, pitiful SLOBS, glued to our DEVICES.. and INCAPABLE of RETALIATION! What have we done? Why are we letting them TAKE CONTROL?! We...

Vince Staples – BagBak

What the fuck is a BagBak? I have no idea because I'm dumb. Anyway this song is So freaky it make my face be liek And den lyk dis Cause FDT right? Vince always doin it 4 the chillenz. And we...

I’ve Heard It: Migos – Kull-cher

Raindrop Droptop SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT https://open.spotify.com/album/2AvupjUeMnSffKEV05x222 This has been "I've heard it." You can also heard the album up there. Beware: everything you know and love will ratchet the fuck up 2 beast mode.

Our Boss Made Us Listen to Amy Grant and Now I Have an Imaginary...

Yesterday our dear leader Doris made us listen to "Baby, Baby" under the threat of "harsh consequences" (probably exile to Canada, so none of us were taking chances). After being serenaded by the Georgian soft-rock songstress,...

“all bops no cops” – A Playlist

It It's officially summer, even tho it's been hot as fuck for weeks and this whole "summer begins on the longest day of the year" thing is bullshit. That means it's offically bop n' yam...

I’ve Heard It: Kendrick Lamar – DAMN.

Turns out that XXX. by U2, featuring Kendrock Lemur is NOT the most self-righteous song on the planet. Glad we at Blocland decided to wait until we heard the album before making up our hivemind's opinion. Now......

We’re doomed

People of Blocland, it has happened... Over the weekend Supermassive Bloc Hole (also known as Bloc's head) has reached critical mass. The Event Horizon is well beyond us now. Certain annhilation is imminent. And it's all thanks...