I’ve Heard It: Migos – Kull-cher

Raindrop Droptop SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT https://open.spotify.com/album/2AvupjUeMnSffKEV05x222 This has been "I've heard it." You can also heard the album up there. Beware: everything you know and love will ratchet the fuck up 2 beast mode.

Blocland Acquires Condé Nast

In a surprising and admittedly very alpha move, it was announced Monday morning that upstart independent music site Blocland has acquired New York based mass media company Condé Nast. This marks a historic day for the site,...

“all bops no cops” – A Playlist

It It's officially summer, even tho it's been hot as fuck for weeks and this whole "summer begins on the longest day of the year" thing is bullshit. That means it's offically bop n' yam...

Our Boss Made Us Listen to Amy Grant and Now I Have an Imaginary...

Yesterday our dear leader Doris made us listen to "Baby, Baby" under the threat of "harsh consequences" (probably exile to Canada, so none of us were taking chances). After being serenaded by the Georgian soft-rock songstress,...
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Padfoot Saw Japandroids and Lost His Shitsnacks

A Northern soul in Southern Lands found his way into Japandroids' hands. He has three words to say about it. Hoe. Lee. Shitsnacks. Does shitsnacks count as two words, since I removed the space? Whatever, I'm playing fast and loose with...

I’ve Heard It: Prince’s Entire Catalog

THE IMMORTAL WIZARD FORMERLY KNOWN AS SOME WEIRD GENDER FLUID SYMBOL JUST HAD HIS ENTIRE CATALOG BEAMED UP ON SPOTIFY AND... ... I'm just listening to Anderson .Paak and Frank Ocean instead. Does that make me a...

We’re doomed

People of Blocland, it has happened... Over the weekend Supermassive Bloc Hole (also known as Bloc's head) has reached critical mass. The Event Horizon is well beyond us now. Certain annhilation is imminent. And it's all thanks...

Vince Staples – BagBak

What the fuck is a BagBak? I have no idea because I'm dumb. Anyway this song is So freaky it make my face be liek And den lyk dis Cause FDT right? Vince always doin it 4 the chillenz. And we...

Caddillac Queries #2: Wheel Envy

  This one is from Kyle in Love from Ontario: Hey Doris, I have a 1983 Caddillac and I was wondering if I should upgrade my wheels from 8" to 10"? Will this impact my torque at all? Thanks Kyle in...

BLOCLAND SPORTS presents World Series Jamz (Game Three)

Game Two was absolutely nuts. There were 750 home runs. Cameron Maybin stole a base and it started raining Doritos Locos Tacos across America. Yasiel Puig married his bat during the 7th-inning stretch in a beautiful...