2024 Caddillac Roleks by Timex

  Because in the future, you can wear your caddy on your WRIST. Take yr wrist-related activities to the next level. Get two if yr ambidextrous and susceptible 2 getting yr mind blown. Fuck, why not buy 3...

Our Boss Made Us Listen to Amy Grant and Now I Have an Imaginary...

Yesterday our dear leader Doris made us listen to "Baby, Baby" under the threat of "harsh consequences" (probably exile to Canada, so none of us were taking chances). After being serenaded by the Georgian soft-rock songstress,...

Pictures of Caddillacs captioned with lyrics from Lifehouse’s “Hanging By A Moment”

  We all love Caddillacs and Lifehouse.                                                                                                                                          
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Padfoot Saw Japandroids and Lost His Shitsnacks

A Northern soul in Southern Lands found his way into Japandroids' hands. He has three words to say about it. Hoe. Lee. Shitsnacks. Does shitsnacks count as two words, since I removed the space? Whatever, I'm playing fast and loose with...

“all bops no cops” – A Playlist

It It's officially summer, even tho it's been hot as fuck for weeks and this whole "summer begins on the longest day of the year" thing is bullshit. That means it's offically bop n' yam...

We’re doomed

People of Blocland, it has happened... Over the weekend Supermassive Bloc Hole (also known as Bloc's head) has reached critical mass. The Event Horizon is well beyond us now. Certain annhilation is imminent. And it's all thanks...

I’ve Heard It: Migos – Kull-cher

Raindrop Droptop SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT https://open.spotify.com/album/2AvupjUeMnSffKEV05x222 This has been "I've heard it." You can also heard the album up there. Beware: everything you know and love will ratchet the fuck up 2 beast mode.

Have we gone TOO FAR?

Dear citizens... Have we gone TOO FAR? How long have we all been drinking the TOO FAR JUICE?! We've become worthless, pitiful SLOBS, glued to our DEVICES.. and INCAPABLE of RETALIATION! What have we done? Why are we letting them TAKE CONTROL?! We...

Blocland Acquires Condé Nast

In a surprising and admittedly very alpha move, it was announced Monday morning that upstart independent music site Blocland has acquired New York based mass media company Condé Nast. This marks a historic day for the site,...