“all bops no cops” – A Playlist

It It's officially summer, even tho it's been hot as fuck for weeks and this whole "summer begins on the longest day of the year" thing is bullshit. That means it's offically bop n' yam...

Our Boss Made Us Listen to Amy Grant and Now I Have an Imaginary...

Yesterday our dear leader Doris made us listen to "Baby, Baby" under the threat of "harsh consequences" (probably exile to Canada, so none of us were taking chances). After being serenaded by the Georgian soft-rock songstress,...

We’re doomed

People of Blocland, it has happened... Over the weekend Supermassive Bloc Hole (also known as Bloc's head) has reached critical mass. The Event Horizon is well beyond us now. Certain annhilation is imminent. And it's all thanks...

BLOCLAND SPORTS presents World Series Jamz (Game Three)

Game Two was absolutely nuts. There were 750 home runs. Cameron Maybin stole a base and it started raining Doritos Locos Tacos across America. Yasiel Puig married his bat during the 7th-inning stretch in a beautiful...

2024 Caddillac Roleks by Timex

  Because in the future, you can wear your caddy on your WRIST. Take yr wrist-related activities to the next level. Get two if yr ambidextrous and susceptible 2 getting yr mind blown. Fuck, why not buy 3...
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Padfoot Saw Japandroids and Lost His Shitsnacks

A Northern soul in Southern Lands found his way into Japandroids' hands. He has three words to say about it. Hoe. Lee. Shitsnacks. Does shitsnacks count as two words, since I removed the space? Whatever, I'm playing fast and loose with...

I’ve Heard It: Migos – Kull-cher

Raindrop Droptop SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT https://open.spotify.com/album/2AvupjUeMnSffKEV05x222 This has been "I've heard it." You can also heard the album up there. Beware: everything you know and love will ratchet the fuck up 2 beast mode.

I’ve Heard It: Prince’s Entire Catalog

THE IMMORTAL WIZARD FORMERLY KNOWN AS SOME WEIRD GENDER FLUID SYMBOL JUST HAD HIS ENTIRE CATALOG BEAMED UP ON SPOTIFY AND... ... I'm just listening to Anderson .Paak and Frank Ocean instead. Does that make me a...

SOPHIE – “Ponyboy”

I was finally getting around to making my playlist for the feverishly awaited Pocorn Shrimp - BOPS o’ Da Year post and I went to grab SOPHIE’s “It’s OK to Cry” cause that shit bops. And then...

I’ve Heard It: Kendrick Lamar – DAMN.

Turns out that XXX. by U2, featuring Kendrock Lemur is NOT the most self-righteous song on the planet. Glad we at Blocland decided to wait until we heard the album before making up our hivemind's opinion. Now......