Vince Staples – BagBak

What the fuck is a BagBak? I have no idea because I'm dumb. Anyway this song is So freaky it make my face be liek And den lyk dis Cause FDT right? Vince always doin it 4 the chillenz. And we...

Caddillac Queries: Stick Shift Stewart

Stick Shift Stewart has some questions about the classic 1973 Ford Caddillac Scorpion DCE. I was ready for this one. Love this car.

I’ve Heard It: Prince’s Entire Catalog

THE IMMORTAL WIZARD FORMERLY KNOWN AS SOME WEIRD GENDER FLUID SYMBOL JUST HAD HIS ENTIRE CATALOG BEAMED UP ON SPOTIFY AND... ... I'm just listening to Anderson .Paak and Frank Ocean instead. Does that make me a...

Our Boss Made Us Listen to Amy Grant and Now I Have an Imaginary...

Yesterday our dear leader Doris made us listen to "Baby, Baby" under the threat of "harsh consequences" (probably exile to Canada, so none of us were taking chances). After being serenaded by the Georgian soft-rock songstress,...

Blocland Acquires Condé Nast

In a surprising and admittedly very alpha move, it was announced Monday morning that upstart independent music site Blocland has acquired New York based mass media company Condé Nast. This marks a historic day for the site,...
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Padfoot Saw Japandroids and Lost His Shitsnacks

A Northern soul in Southern Lands found his way into Japandroids' hands. He has three words to say about it. Hoe. Lee. Shitsnacks. Does shitsnacks count as two words, since I removed the space? Whatever, I'm playing fast and loose with...

I’ve Heard It: Kendrick Lamar – DAMN.

Turns out that XXX. by U2, featuring Kendrock Lemur is NOT the most self-righteous song on the planet. Glad we at Blocland decided to wait until we heard the album before making up our hivemind's opinion. Now......

Have we gone TOO FAR?

Dear citizens... Have we gone TOO FAR? How long have we all been drinking the TOO FAR JUICE?! We've become worthless, pitiful SLOBS, glued to our DEVICES.. and INCAPABLE of RETALIATION! What have we done? Why are we letting them TAKE CONTROL?! We...

“all bops no cops” – A Playlist

It It's officially summer, even tho it's been hot as fuck for weeks and this whole "summer begins on the longest day of the year" thing is bullshit. That means it's offically bop n' yam...