Breaking News: Seals Made Of Blubber

Not bones, as many have speculated. Many members of the Blocland staff have been confused on this topic. It is with great pride and confidence that I happily report: Seals are made of blubber. Not bones.

Extra! Extra! Blocland Commenter California (AKA God of Sex) is Real Good at Fucking

Blocland Commenter California is a God of Sex. I know this isn't exactly breaking news (ask any of his ex-lovers and their hundreds of orgasms) but we just had to report it. Word is that he knows...

Alice Glass – “Without Love” is Pop for the Dark Days of Autumn

Okay, so-called "summer music," you've had your moment in the sun -- but time to pack away the cheer and make room for the kings and queens of autumn. Exhibit A: Alice Glass, who thankfully has...

Converge – “Under Duress”

Today, the Boston hardcore legends Converge have shared a new track titled "Under Duress". The track is stuttering behemoth that features a crawling, disjointed groove and a fair amount of clean vocals. Even though the band...

Lyric Analysis: Niall Horan – Slow Hands

A closer look into the lyrics of Niall Horan's "Dirty Laundry"

I’ve Heard It: First Hate – The One

A couple months back we published our best of the first half of 2017 list, http://blocland.com/music/best-albums-2017, and Copenhagen duo First Hate led that list off at #20. Several of the Blocland staff adore that album...

Did someone order another playlist?

We're keeping listeners contented this week with another curated selection of satisfying tunes. This time around, we're serving up the best in lady six string slingers. Think of it as "coffee house singer songwriter" but the...

Blocland is Proud to Announce the 1st Annual BlocFest!

  This is it, Blocland faithful. We are just pleased as peaches to announce the inaugural BlocFest 2017, proudly sponsored by , this November on the magnificent shores of Lake Koocanusa. Which is less than a two...

Primitive Man – “My Will”

Denver, CO's blackened doom merchants Primitive Man have shared the first single from their forthcoming sophomore album, Caustic, and holy fuck is it evil. Thick as tar and heavier than a bag of dinosaur shit,...

Fuck Spotify

Does anyone want to switch to Apple Music with me? How about Amazon Music Unlimited? Google Play? Maybe I'll just steal anything not on bandcamp and buy the rest? My account just got hacked into tonight. They...