“Glenn Orwell 1948” is now Amazon’s best seller

A small story about some pigs taking over a farm. Sounds like a kid's book right? Wrong. "Glenn Orwell 1948" is much more than a simple "kid's" book. It's a subversive look into politics of today, tomorrow...

Ice Cream Party 10th Floor Breakroom

It's Jeanine's birthday. She wanted an ice cream party. Come say hello and sing happy birthday! Jeanine only likes strawberry ice cream. That's why there is only strawberry ice cream. Please pretend to like strawberry ice cream for...

Punk or Metal? Motörhead – “Overkill”

In the early 80's thrash metal pioneers Metallica, and others that would soon follow, would combine the powerful forces of punk and metal. 35 years or so later the lines between the two greatest outsider genres...

Doomsday clock moves. We’re (totally not really) fucked.

Have u heard? Those old white dudes who pretend to know everything, along with actually knowing a lot of crazy shit, moved that paper clock thirty seconds today thanks to the President Orange the United States. I don't...

I’ve Heard It: Cherry Glazerr – Apocalipstick

Moar liek ApocaRIPstick amirite? this has been I've heard it. U can heard it below, too, if u pay your depts 2 tha Spotify overlord. https://open.spotify.com/user/cherryglazerr/playlist/7frBfbKKZon8U53AvVV9be

No Peaking!!

hmmm.... what to write, what to write.... need to find my voice, what inspires me?  

Uber Passenger Literally Can’t Even

Uber driver, Faromarzi K., treated his passengers to sounds from his homeland early Wednesday morning, but some of his Uber-pool customers weren't feeling it.  The exact location of his homeland is unclear, but it's one which...

100% Unbelievable But True Alt Facts

These facts are almost too unbelievable. James Murphy owns a wine bar in Williamsburg Doug Martsch runs a chain of successful rueben only delis in northern Californa Carrie Brownstein is launching a line of under eye...

Stereopun Unmasked

Et tu yachtmaster?

City Woman Shatters World Record

63-year-old Ming-Na Wen, of Flushing, Queens, shocked the world today when she shattered a long-standing record on her commute home from work. “I had to pinch myself when they told me! I wasn’t even trying!” Ming-na, known to...