Mastodon – Sultan’s Curse

We here at Blocland are incredibly proud to bestow on you and the world our exclusive stream of the new Mastodon track "Sultan's Curse" off of the band's upcoming album Emperor of Sand. Just to clarify,...

What Were We Just Talking About?

Just got back from Jeanine's ice cream party in the Blocland breakroom.  Apparently some young punks decided to hotbox my office while I was away.  It smells like skunks in here.   It's hard to concentrate....

Jeanine, ummmm…..dammit.

Jeanine the entire 10th floor is a shithole. This is how rodent and/or cockroach problems start. It's your "big day" we all get it. But your stupid 43rd birthday party clean up is...

Oranssi Pazuzu- “Värähtelijä”

Well here's an interesting band. Finnish quintet Oranssi Pazuzu don't seem to give a single shit about which metal subgenre they are tossed into. Wait, scratch that. These people don't seem...

“Glenn Orwell 1948” is now Amazon’s best seller

A small story about some pigs taking over a farm. Sounds like a kid's book right? Wrong. "Glenn Orwell 1948" is much more than a simple "kid's" book. It's a subversive look into politics of today, tomorrow...

Ice Cream Party 10th Floor Breakroom

It's Jeanine's birthday. She wanted an ice cream party. Come say hello and sing happy birthday! Jeanine only likes strawberry ice cream. That's why there is only strawberry ice cream. Please pretend to like strawberry ice cream for...

Punk or Metal? Motörhead – “Overkill”

In the early 80's thrash metal pioneers Metallica, and others that would soon follow, would combine the powerful forces of punk and metal. 35 years or so later the lines between the two greatest outsider genres...

Doomsday clock moves. We’re (totally not really) fucked.

Have u heard? Those old white dudes who pretend to know everything, along with actually knowing a lot of crazy shit, moved that paper clock thirty seconds today thanks to the President Orange the United States. I don't...

I’ve Heard It: Cherry Glazerr – Apocalipstick

Moar liek ApocaRIPstick amirite? this has been I've heard it. U can heard it below, too, if u pay your depts 2 tha Spotify overlord. https://open.spotify.com/user/cherryglazerr/playlist/7frBfbKKZon8U53AvVV9be

No Peaking!!

hmmm.... what to write, what to write.... need to find my voice, what inspires me?