Doomsday clock moves. We’re (totally not really) fucked.

Have u heard? Those old white dudes who pretend to know everything, along with actually knowing a lot of crazy shit, moved that paper clock thirty seconds today thanks to the President Orange the United States. I don't...

I’ve Heard It: Cherry Glazerr – Apocalipstick

Moar liek ApocaRIPstick amirite? this has been I've heard it. U can heard it below, too, if u pay your depts 2 tha Spotify overlord.

No Peaking!!

hmmm.... what to write, what to write.... need to find my voice, what inspires me?  

Uber Passenger Literally Can’t Even

Uber driver, Faromarzi K., treated his passengers to sounds from his homeland early Wednesday morning, but some of his Uber-pool customers weren't feeling it.  The exact location of his homeland is unclear, but it's one which...

100% Unbelievable But True Alt Facts

These facts are almost too unbelievable. James Murphy owns a wine bar in Williamsburg Doug Martsch runs a chain of successful rueben only delis in northern Californa Carrie Brownstein is launching a line of under eye...

Stereopun Unmasked

Et tu yachtmaster?

City Woman Shatters World Record

63-year-old Ming-Na Wen, of Flushing, Queens, shocked the world today when she shattered a long-standing record on her commute home from work. “I had to pinch myself when they told me! I wasn’t even trying!” Ming-na, known to...

Movie Gets a Full Name (& You Get a Playlist)

Nostalgic nerds rejoiced today when the Star Wars people announced the name of the next new Stars Wars film. They're going to call it Star Wars 8: The Last Jedi which is almost as good as the title I...

Hot Take Alert: Cavatelli is the best pasta

Look at it. JUST LOOK AT IT. sauce goes into all of those little places. Come at me tagliatelle.  


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