Welcome to Why Don’t We (WDW) week at Blocland. Over the next week, we will shine our shrimplight on the hottest new teen sensation, WDW. We’ll introduce you to the boys. Rank them. Discover their place in the badboy band cannon. Learn about how the boys have redefined our lives as listeners, and fans. And talk about how Jack got to be so sick.
As an introduction to the band, here is the music video for their SMASH. SINGLE. “Something Different,” directed by goon and recent arrestee Logan Paul, brother of Disney sensation Jake Paul and recluse Jai Paul. The scene is an art gallery. The boys are the painters. We are the viewers. After some dweeb tries to show us a picture of trees, we finally get led into the real art work. As a MJesque baseline propels us into the next room, we see a lone painter, Dan “workhorse” Seavey licking his finger to adjust a print of bandmate Zach “I look like a” Herron, who briefly leads us through the woods and back to the gallery just in time for the main event: Jack “omg” Avery. We’ll have much more to say about this breakout star, and super chill dude, but then it’s off to a secluded beach with Jonah “Lance” Marais. Furrowed brow – don’t mind if I do. Finally, hol’ up, it’s big dog Corby “JT” Besson, and you bess not sleep on this boy either, because he’s got big things poppin’. Dear God, what have I become?
All this time you’ve been asleep, seeing the world in muted shades. Why don’t we try something different, and let the boys open your eyes to a new spectrum of life and wonder. Buckle up, lil bitch. This is: Why Don’t We.