Earlier today, Blocland senior editor Padfoot included Toto’s smash hit “Africa” on his Doomsday Clock playlist. Now, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti, I really don’t see what that song has to do with Doomsday.* But it does give me the chance to share what I consider the internet’s single greatest accomplishment: “TOTO’S ‘AFRICA’” BY ERNEST HEMINGWAY.

*Fun fact: Toto sucks a geography. Mt. Kilimanjaro is over 100 miles east of the Serengeti. Stick to writing songs about Arquettes, Toto.