Meat and I made this 1980s schmaltz-core playlist a few months back. If your concerned about potentially not staying not a virgin in 2017, this should do you right as rain.

 

 

  • Caleb Tripp

    i just want to make sure that i don’t accidentally become a virgin

    • meat

      i lost my virginity to ‘our house’. i’m fairly certain i’m not the only one.