Do we have our first great beef of 2017? (Sorry Remy Ma, your attempted beef had all the thrills of cold taco meat.) Lifetime-friend-of-Blocland Kendrick Lamar has really taken it to aspiring folk-rocker Geraldo Rivera on his new album, DAMN., with threats like “I beat yo ass if you jump on my couch / I beat yo ass if you walk in this house … That pizza better not be wasted / you eat it all” on “Fear.” (Author’s note: We at Blocland strongly condemn the negligent waste of any pizza product, particularly from Pizza Hut™.)
Shots fired! Clearly Mr. Lamar is Geral-DONE with his former pal. On “Humble,” he is downright savage, attacking the six-time GQ Mustache-of-the-Year nominee’s distinguished physical appearance: “Show me somethin’ natural like afro on Richard Pryor / Show me somethin’ natural like ass with some stretch marks.” Ay curumba!
Inside sources reveal Mr. Rivera is already crafting his response: “Kendrick Lamar: Suck My Cock.”