Do we have our first great beef of 2017? (Sorry Remy Ma, your attempted beef had all the thrills of cold taco meat.) Lifetime-friend-of-Blocland Kendrick Lamar has really taken it to aspiring folk-rocker Geraldo Rivera on his new album, DAMN., with threats like “I beat yo ass if you jump on my couch / I beat yo ass if you walk in this house … That pizza better not be wasted / you eat it all” on “Fear.” (Author’s note: We at Blocland strongly condemn the negligent waste of any pizza product, particularly from Pizza Hut.)

Shots fired! Clearly Mr. Lamar is Geral-DONE with his former pal. On “Humble,” he is downright savage, attacking the six-time GQ Mustache-of-the-Year nominee’s distinguished physical appearance: “Show me somethin’ natural like afro on Richard Pryor / Show me somethin’ natural like ass with some stretch marks.” Ay curumba!

Inside sources reveal Mr. Rivera is already crafting his response: “Kendrick Lamar: Suck My Cock.”

 

  • Blochead4real

    This is the first big PUBLIC beef of 2017. But in and around the blocland office(s) the slow cooking crockpot beef of GLENN vs the entire staff is kobe quality.

    • Cooolin

      Oh, naturally. Almost makes you miss the innocuous JEANINE pot-roast beefs of 2016.
      Speaking of which, I hear JEANINE made a mean pot roast.

      • Blochead4real

        Fuck that saying about hindsight. JEANINE was the best. And her pot roast ruled. What, exactly, does GLENN bring to the table?

        • Cooolin

          Don’t you dare try and put me on #TeamGLENN. GLENN brings nothing to the table except that smelly fish he microwaves every goddamn lunch break.

          • DFrye

            Charles Barkley’s beef with articulation is pretty high on the list though.

          • Doris Montgomery

            Glenn is a fine assistant.

  • lobster man

    I think people are underestimating Geraldo. Let’s compare these two facial hair for facial hair. There’s just no contest.