Hey Bloclanders! According to our calendars, the first official Blocfest is next week! Now, I know you’re all chomping at the bit to get Vaselined with your pals and the Blocland staff, but don’t forget to get fed. I know it’s hard to find the time to squeeze in a meal while working your way from Lil Peep to Lil Pump (and all the little p’s in between). And what kind of food do they even serve at a festival?

Blocland has heard your concerns and we have a solution for all of them. I’ll be carting around my Weber Smokey Joe Portable Charcoal Grill and serving up hot dogs to your heart’s desire.

So needless to say, I’m gonna need a head count. I just need something to judge an estimation off. I’m shooting for two per person. Everyone starts out with one and you can get your second when I make sure everyone got their first. And don’t worry, you don’t need to eat the second if you don’t want it. Just please eat the first. All I’m asking for is a bite. If we have some left over after everyone has their second, they’ll go to the local homeless shelter.

Also, I checked the budget and we only have enough to cover the dogs and a couple loafs of bread. No bun money. If you don’t want to take a risk on securing a slice of bread, you’ll have to bring your own buns. You’ll also have to bring your own condiments because I only have a handful of ketchup packets I found in my car.

So get in the comments and let me know what you’re feeling. No commitment, no worries, I just want a rough head count.

Warmth

-lobster

  • LeMonjello

    4 dogs, please.

    • LeMonjello

      btw, how many people can I put on The List to get in?

      • Doris Montgomery

        Blocland staff get up to 4 guests

        • LeMonjello

          K, I’m probably going to need a few more though, I’ve made some promises.

          • Doris Montgomery

            Its a hard 4

          • LeMonjello

            K, I’ll just need like, 5 more.

        • Cooolin

          The BlocFest board did not approve that

      • Black Antlers

        I don’t have any friends so I think I’ll ebay my guest places.

        • lobster man

          I’ll be scalping mine outside the gate because I could really use the money.

    • lobster man

      There better be a plus one or we’re gonna have problems.

  • Doris Montgomery

    Me and 2 friends

    • Doris Montgomery

      They’ll bring a bag of buns so we will have a few extra buns

      • lobster man

        Appreciated. I’ve been sweating this bun situation

  • Saul Wright

    2 Veggie Dogs and 2 Veal Dogs, please and thank you.

    • lobster man

      Saul, man, I’m gonna have to scrap some pennies together for that, but you can have whatever you want.

      • Saul Wright

        You’re the man, lobster man!

    • Cooolin

      I dunno, we’ll see what the BlocFest board of directors has to say about this strange request.

  • Cooolin

    As the BlocFest Commissioner I can take anyone’s hot dogs whenever I please

    • lobster man

      Just please leave one for Don. He has so little.

      • Cooolin

        ONE

  • PANTSUIT

    As a sociologist, I insist we enhance the Weber Brand Grill by providing festival goers with pamphlets complimenting Max Weber’s Protestant Ethic.