Below is the Blocland.com approved form ALL employees must send to potential advertisers. We need every employee to fill out this form and send it to 10 different advertisers by EOB Friday or your employment will be re-evaluated.


Hello Sir or Ma’am [INSERT COMPANY NAME HERE],

My name is [INSERT CHRISTIAN NAME HERE] and I am with Blocland.com.

Blocland.com is a very [INSERT ADJECTIVE HERE] website geared towards [INSERT GENDER HERE] aged [INSERT AGE RANGE HERE]. We have [INSERT ADJECTIVE HERE] content that generates massive amounts of clicks.

We have an exciting future and would like to partner with [INSERT COMPANY NAME HERE] to help further our brands.

We think [INSERT COMPANY NAME HERE] would be a [INSERT ADJECTIVE HERE] fit with Blocland.

Blocland can offer unlimited ad space on our front page. We can make our logo [INSERT NUMBER BETWEEN 10 AND 100] times smaller than your logo. We can make every post about your company and the great [SERVICES or PRODUCTS] you offer.

Like Pop-ups? Us too. How about [INSERT NUMBER 2-30] of them?

Please let us know how much ad space you would like to purchase and we will send you the bill.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Love,

[INSERT CHRISTIAN NAME]

 

PS – [INSERT BOYS NAME] likes to [INSERT VERB] [INSERT PLURAL NOUN] while [INSERT VERB ENDING IN ING].

  • lobster man

    Good call. I’m having doubts that Wilsons Wheelbarrow Wheel Repair is a good fit.

    • Blochead4real

      And Pizza Hut doesn’t seem to give a shit either.

      • Doris Montgomery

        Wish I knew how to censor the comments.

        • Blochead4real

          I’ll be you would. I won’t name names but a certain head of admin is getting pretty bossy pants.

  • DFrye

    Why was I not consulted on this???