Introducing The Blocland Buzz! A new Feature on your favorite web blog Blocland.com. Every time I feel like doing this post I’ll ask a few of our writers what the buzz is. They know that’s code for whats cool right now. They will then submit a “Buzz” to me which I will approve or reject. If rejected the offending writer will be offered to the Sun God. If the buzz is approved the writer must come up with a “blurb” about the subject. They will then submit the blurb to me which I will approve or reject. Once approved I will take the “blurb” that was approved and add the content to the visual editor of WordPress. WordPress is the platform the blog uses to publish content. Think of it as Microsoft Excel but just for text and images and for online only.
Once we have 5 approved “blurbs” the piece is ready for publish. Once it is published it will be “live” on the internet. Now with that said:
Enjoy the first The Blocland Buzz!
Cigarettes After Sex – Cigarettes After Sex
No I’m not talking about the real thing! I’d have to be getting laid for that to happen. I’m talking about the ambient pop (Credit to wiki. It kinda works but there is more going on here so give it a listen. The only thing I like to put labels on is my lunch because people steal shit out of the Blocland refrigerator.) group led by Greg Gonzalez. Is this post-coital music? Someone have some sex and tell us in the comments!
It’s this dumb dice game that swept the nation of middle American moms, including many Mormon’s circles. I think the Church had to put an end to it because it was too much like gambling. [Sounds fun! -Ed.]
These ferocious snakes live in a pit.
[Wait? What? Oh you mean the sunglasses. Got it. I’ll fix that for you! -Ed.]
Pit Viper Sunglasses
Blades that demand respect & authority.
Joining the real world after college? Good luck on that without one of these job applications.
Invented in 1624 by Dorther Bartholomew III, job applications are forms that you fill out if you want to work at a company or shop.
Y’all seen these around town. They have infiltrated Blocland Staff Offices as well! You can always catch one of your favorite staff members tossing a slink spin or two at their desk or during a staff meeting. We have a fun office so spin away!
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