Oi. Fucken rotter. Wut tha fuk iz this, bruv? HS not making the fucken top 20. Really? You fink it’s easy?
It don’t come fucken easy, mate, lmao, trust ol’ ‘arry on this one. (You tosser.) I go rock, right? Put ma ‘eart on ma sleeve, right? Buy my Aerosmif clothes, right? Do ya know wut I mean? And this is wut I get then. Bunch of minging, naff, PISH.
Just shit in ‘arry’s mouth then, and slag me off then, I guess. Cuz if that’s the case then this is a cock-up, innit. The whole lot of ya – piss off. List left a taste in me mouf worse than kippers, it did.
I won’t forgive easy, ya git. An I sure as ‘ell won’t forget mate. Cuz you’re a right manky twat.