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A new Bible verse has been uncovered in some remains in Jerusalem by a team of theologians. Written on a small piece of paper that is so old it is almost like dust. The verse they found was discovered to be in the Book of Curtis. This is a startling discovery and has Theologians wondering if there are more lost verses out there.

We take our animals out back and make the animal dance for the children.

Curtis 42:31

A great day to be Christian!

  • Blochead4real

    Worked for that Mormon dude.

  • meat

    I clicked the link before I saw your opening sentence. Thank god I AM a Christian. Literally!

  • DFrye

    Curtis is my man! Y’alls be bad. Whoop whoop.