Glenn has died today. Causes are unknown and mysterious. He was found unresponsive in his office.
Glenn is survived by his Yorkie “Glennda.”
There will be a Memorial Service held May 14th at 8AM at the Fudruckers down the street. Glenn loved Fudruckers. We ask that all employees attend the memorial.
We are aware of the hostility that has been directed towards Glenn and we are forwarding that information to the authorities.
Doug will be filling in for Glenn temporarily while we search for his (note unworthy) replacement.
Everyone is a suspect.