Glenn has died today. Causes are unknown and mysterious. He was found unresponsive in his office.

Glenn is survived by his Yorkie “Glennda.”

There will be a Memorial Service held May 14th at 8AM at the Fudruckers down the street. Glenn loved Fudruckers. We ask that all employees attend the memorial.

We are aware of the hostility that has been directed towards Glenn and we are forwarding that information to the authorities.

Doug will be filling in for Glenn temporarily while we search for his (note unworthy) replacement.

Everyone is a suspect.

  • Cooolin

    When’s the autopsy? He probably just ate some bad shrimp.

    Also, I’m sorry, Doris. This is the third-most devastating thing that’s ever happened at Blocland.

  • Blochead4real

    There was some animosity. But deep down we all knew Glenn. This might be a time to reflect on some stories about Glenn.

    ………………

    • Doris Montgomery

      i remember when we went parasailing off the texas keys and glenn forgot his bathing suit

      • Blochead4real

        Classic Glenn.

  • LeMonjello

    I’m uh, sorry to hear about this. About Glenn. He was really uh, something else.

  • Cooolin

    Also, Glenn was 30? Good lord I figured he was at least 40 and had like a kid who dropped out of high school or something.

  • raptor jesus

    I think it was Doug wanting to kill his way into Blocland HQ.

    • Doris Montgomery

      the police are working on a list of suspects. will post when available

      • Blochead4real

        Question Boss. What’s the company policy on extended periods of time off for things like Illness, Religious Missions, Incarcerations?

        • Doris Montgomery

          6 years for everything but illness

  • meat

    he’s been dead to me for 3 yrs. that said, thoughts and prayers…