Dear citizens…

Have we gone TOO FAR?

How long have we all been drinking the TOO FAR JUICE?!

We’ve become worthless, pitiful SLOBS, glued to our DEVICES.. and INCAPABLE of RETALIATION!

What have we done?

Why are we letting them TAKE CONTROL?!

We have officially gone TOO FAR.

This has been a Colin-spiracy™.