Turns out Glenn had a hefty life insurance policy. Hell Yea.
So we bought a company jet ski. Oh hell yea we did.
A slightly used 2015 Ski-Doo GTI. Hells yea. This baby tears up any lake she’s on and then some.
Tax write off? We don’t know but hell yea if so.
The sign up sheet for this baby is up in the break room. Sign yourself up to rent this bad girl for a weekend. Take the family out to a lake and show them what kind of daddy you are. Your son will no longer view you as a failure and your wife won’t think you’re bad at cunnilingus.
Did we mention? Wave on.