Turns out Glenn had a hefty life insurance policy. Hell Yea.

So we bought a company jet ski. Oh hell yea we did.

A slightly used 2015 Ski-Doo GTI. Hells yea. This baby tears up any lake she’s on and then some.

Tax write off? We don’t know but hell yea if so.

The sign up sheet for this baby is up in the break room. Sign yourself up to rent this bad girl for a weekend. Take the family out to a lake and show them what kind of daddy you are. Your son will no longer view you as a failure and your wife won’t think you’re bad at cunnilingus.

Did we mention? Wave on.

  • LeMonjello

    Ya know, Glenn wasn’t all that bad, really.

    • Cooolin

      STOP. Hindsight is not 20/20 here.

  • Blochead4real

    It’s amazing how many wonderful things dead Glenn brings to the table.

  • Donnytilla

    Rot in hell Glenn. I’ll never forgive you.

  • lobster man

    Glenn truly was the worst but goddamn it am I glad he was around.

  • DFrye

    I take a vacation and that piece of shit Glenn goes and fucking DIES while I’m gone?? He really is a pussy.