Effective immediately there will be no more windows at Blocland HQ. You are now required to stare at the wall.
The board at Blocland has decided to sell all Blocland HQ windows to make up for the lack of advertisement revenue. Our deal with Wilson’s Wheelbarrow Wheelpair has not been as profitable as projected. Expect more budget cuts if the content does not improve. You have been warned.
The board ran cost analysis models and determined that selling windows would generate the most profit. Windows are superfluous and you will not miss them.
We will begin distributing new employee handbooks tomorrow at lunch. They will go into further detail on the change. You must sign the last page and return it to HR before end of day.
You will be granted ten minutes of wall time every day.
Enjoy your new walls.
Also Jeanine has been terminated. Please wish her and her children best of luck in there journey. It will be a difficult one.