On April 20th 2017 our marketing team posted an article titled “Blocland Readers Only: Buy 6 Pizza Hut Wing Zone Wings and Get 3 Free!” The Editorial Board said it sounded like an amazing deal and did no further research on the topic. This was an error on our part.

Pizza Hut is the proud owner of “Wing Street” not “Wing Zone.” According to Wikipedia Wingzone is “…an Atlanta-based American restaurant chain that specializes in deep-fried food products; especially buffalo wings. There are roughly 100 Wing Zone locations in 25 American states, usually in urban areas.”

We really screwed this up.

As a result of our inexcusable gaffe we received a notice from Pizza Hut this morning explaining that our contract has been voided and our partnership will no longer continue due to “…gross incompetence.” and “…disturbing 2am texts from a man only known as Meat.”

The team at Blocland is very upset at the news but we will not let it affect our content. Blocland will still be providing the content you crave albeit less pizza.

As a result we are actively searching for new sponsors. Please contact admin@blocland.com if you are looking for an exciting advertisement partnership. I really could imagine a nice Footlocker pop up! We love Footlocker!

-Doris

  • Blochead4real

    I think we all know our Admin In Charge is a “big picture” kind of leader. Which is exactly the kind of vision we need. So that begs the question “who did the actual leg work on the whole wings fiasco?” It’s pretty obvious the esteemed Mz Montgomery doesn’t have time for such tedious data research. Enjoy your extra shrimp, Glenn. And think about how you cost us our largest partner. You worthless bastard.

    • Doris Montgomery

      We are looking into the matter.

      • LeMonjello

        Glenn’s incessant self promotion has finally shown itself to be as hollow as the shrimp shells he leaves littering our break room.

        • Doris Montgomery

          Lets not point fingers until we find out who is to blame.

          • Blochead4real

            Any updates on your fact finding mission yet?

  • theyachtmaster

    Do we need to post another thread announcing the opening of a new Sponsorship Coordinator position?

  • meat

    So much for “meat lovers” 😢

    • Saul_Wright

      I just want everyone to know that this is the best joke in the history of blocland.

      • Doris Montgomery

        everyone that reads this site liked it.

  • Cooolin

    Silver lining … Wing Zone sounds like a lovely up-and-coming wing destination with promising growth potential. What’s the official Wing Zone take on this situation?

  • Saul_Wright

    Without our corporate sponsor, I don’t know how much longer we can keep going at our current burn rate. This is hard news to hear for those of us with families who depend on us and our pizza.

  • Blochead4real

    I think the focus on cheap fast food as our next major sponsor is shortsighted. Perhaps with spring in bloom we should be looking at someone like Lowes, Home Depot, or OSH. Try and get the “middle class working american” action goin.

    • Cooolin

      Hobby Lobby?

      • raptor jesus

        They love virgins, so that’s a no.

  • raptor jesus

    I feel like taking some of the blame, I knew Wing Zone sounded maybe a bit off, but I thought it was a new promo! That’s why they were bringing the heat to Blocland to punch it up! I was too busy NarkoNapping to GAS and my 9 wings. Jesus, if only I wasn’t napping in the conference room, DARN!

    • Saul_Wright

      NarkoNapping: What Is It and How to Keep Your Teen Away From It
      Tonight at 9

  • DFrye

    This is going to have a deleterious effect on some content already in motion.

    For fucks sake meat.

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