All the cool blogs (including ones we now own) are doing it. So here goes nothing…. Drumroll please….

“I’m enjoying [Melodrama] so muchmore than I care to admit.”

“[Lorde] gonna blow up. Glad I’m in on the ground floor”

“8.8 is perfectly acceptable for this avant garde singer songwriter masterpiece.”

– Blochead (FOR REAL*)


* He really said these things and they were in no way taken out of context.

  • Doris Montgomery

    He will probably wanna jump that score up to at least a 9

    • Padfoot24

      We can do it. We have the technology.

      By that I mean u should Fax yr subserviants at Patchfork

  • Blochead4real

    You petty bastard. I said all these things. But FJM and I had just done a mess of peyote and were playing “Blocerbole Vs Joshtacularization” I won, btw. I pimped Lorde, he countered with a quick breathless review of The Biebs, but I sealed the victory with one name….Charlie “The Truth” Puth.

    • Padfoot24


  • lobster man

    This is a good album.

    • Padfoot24

      I think it’s pretty damn great.

  • Donnytilla

    This album is tight and, also, kinda chill, imo.

  • Black Antlers

    Nice Fauvist inspired cover too.