As your Admin I found it my duty to settle the great Lorde debate happening here at Blocland.

“Green Light” is not as good as ACDC’s “Black Ice.” “Black Ice” is a modern masterpiece and summation of Modern Rock while “Green Light” is a song Katy Perry would record after eating a lot of mexican food.

“Black Ice” has a confidence, a swagger and a riff that “Green Light” just does not possess. Where is the riffage Lorde?

ACDC has taken the sounds of all rock groups before and after them (similar to their contemporaries The Ramones) and melded them together to create the Pinnacle of Rock. Lorde’s “Green Light” is the pinnacle of Burrito Pop. It will not be remembered.

Listen to “Black Ice” below (helpfully uploaded to Youtube by user Marco Petrovic) and make sure you hit the click more to read the lyrics while you listen along.

  • raptor jesus

    Lest Ye Forget:

    Doris is savage af

    • Padfoot24

      “‘Green Light’ is a song Katy Perry would record after eating a lot of mexican food.”

      Are we at Pizza Hut? Cause Lorde just got P’zoned.

      • Blochead4real

        Lorde, extra cheese, please.

    • Doris Montgomery

      I can’t have turmoil in Blocland’s ranks. That’s how leaks get started.

  • Blochead4real

    “ACDC has taken the sounds of all rock groups before and after them (similar to their contemporaries The Ramones)”

    You rotten SOB

    • Doris Montgomery

      Admin post so its true.

  • Cooolin

    Guitars > The Lorde Almighty

  • DFrye

    Real news