Guys how can we let something like this happen without using our platform as content contributors for a world-renowned caddillac enthusiasts newspaper to tell everyone who reads it how sad and depressed we are?
Dont worry, I won’t let a single post go without mentioning how fucked we are. I’ve even made us a temporary, unofficial new slogan for today only.
Blocland: your source for non happiness in the biglyest way possible.
Tomorrow I promise to forget all about it and return to covering all sorts of dope caddys.