Don’t you hate it when people ask you what you would put on your Mount Rushmore of various things? Well hate no longer, because now you’ll have this article to assist in you all of your future putting things on a hypothetical Mount Rushmore endeavors.

Mount Rushmore of Presidents: Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Roosevelt (eat a dick, Thomas Jefferson)

Mount Rushmore of Punctuation marks: ; ? … ”

Mount Rushmore of Beatles: John, Paul, George, Billy Preston

Mount Rushmore of Woody Allen moviesAnnie Hall, Hannah and Her Sisters, Sleeper, Manhattan

Mount Rushmore of Rock critics: Robert Christgau, Lester Bangs, Greil Marcus, Tom Briehan, Elaine Willis

Mount Rushmore of Comic book moviesThe Dark Knight, Spider-Man 2, Sin City, Guardians of the Galaxy, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World

Mount Rushmore of Hip-hop duos: Outkast, Eric B. & Rakim, UGK, Clipse

Mount Rushmore of Cities in Ohio: Cleveland, Cincinnati, Columbus, Toledo

Mount Rushmore of Beethoven Symphonies: #5, #6, #9, #3

Mount Rushmore of Mario Kart weapons: Triple red shell, star, blue shell, lightning

Stay tuned to for more Mount Rushmore of things.

Got a thing you want to know the Mount Rushmore of? Let us know in the comments.

  • Doris Montgomery

    take out sin city and add guardians

    • AJ Howard

      editorial censorship!
      I probably agree tho.

  • Blochead4real

    The Mount Rushmore of Rolling Stones albums:
    Exile On Main Street
    Sticky Fingers
    Let It Bleed
    Some Girls (yup. I put that shit right fucking there. Rulz)

    • DFrye

      You know this is incorrect. Someone stop this man.

      • Blochead4real

        But on the flip what if Mick came ’round With some puerto rican girls that are just dyin’ to meet you? You might change yer mind.

        • Doris Montgomery

          beggars you idiot

          • Blochead4real

            That’s Just Your Imagination (runnin away with you)

        • DFrye

          Well my tastes lean… and self-censorship would be prudent right about now.

    • AJ Howard

      Gimmick infringement!